Kermit: "Hello, Kermit the frog here. And welcome to Sensamea Street. I'd like to tell you what todays letter is, but I am really fucked up. Hey, Big Bird, do you know what todays letter is?"
Big Bird: "Sure, Kermit. Today letter it... ... joint"
Kermit: "Uh... joint is not a letter. It is a word."
Big Bird: "Sorry kids, todays letter is... 3"
Kermit: "Uh, Big Bird... 3 is a number."
Big Bird: "Exactly... 3, which is the number of joints I smoked today. Kermit, are you with me?"
Kermit: "Mmm... god I'm stoned."
Big Bird: "Me too..."
-maniac giggling-
Elmo: "Guys, guys, show go on... c'mon"
Kermit: "Uh, thank-you Elmo. How about we say our ABCs Big Bird?"
Big Bird: "Ooooh kaaayyy."
Both:"A B C E F..R..G Q A C R F Z"
Big Bird: "I forgot what we were doing Kramit."
Kermit: "Did you just call me Kramit?"
Big Bird:"Yes I did."
Kermit: "Hmha... Kramit the frog here... -giggle- Ok, Ok, back to the blah blah of today. Ok, kids, todays show was brought to you by the uh... letter... um"
Big Bird: "Bong. -giggle-"
Kermit: "And... and the number."
Big Bird: "God you're messed up."
Kermit: "Fuck you. The number Fuck you. -giggle- Bye bye."
Big Bird: "Bye bye kids!"

I really miss Bob(aka: Bag-o-Bud, Robert Green). I haven't hung out with Bob in ages, or so it seems. I find I'm not as stressed, or tense, or even overly-passionate about small insignificant things. I'm a more layed back person when I hang out with Bob on a regular basis. I'm more open, contemplative, nice... I'm not such a nag...

Things would be so much nicer if Bob was around to sooth my worries, and my stresses. Bob always knows how to make me feel better... I'm always giddy when he turns my life upside down. Ah, how I miss him...